Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women

Jeeps don't get pregnant
You can drive your Jeep any time of the month
Jeeps don't have parents
Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong
You can share your Jeep with your friends
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden
When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have
Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps
Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines
You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!" . . . unless you go out and get it yourself
If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it
If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it
You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep
If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again
You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore
You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it
Jeeps don't get headaches
Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver
Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps
Jeeps don't care if you're late
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep
If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts
You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a seat belt
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep
Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public
You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it
A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun
You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money
You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries

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