Top 10 Reasons . . .

for having mechanical lockers in your Jeep (by Phil Jensen)

10. Occasional loud banging sound gives you an adrenaline rush that is better than coffee
9. Excellent opportunity to demonstrate your superior mechanical understanding to your
      mechanic while explaining to him that, no . . . your rear end is not broken
8. Your significant other won't ask to borrow your Jeep, cuz they are afraid to drive it
      after that parking lot incident
7. Lane changes no longer require all that annoying effort of actually having to turn
      the steering wheel
6. Beating sports cars off the line on wet pavement
5. Having a 4X4 that actually turns more then two wheels
4. Single lane U-turns
3. Cool, brightly-colored "Warning: May Cause Injury or Death" stickers for your dash
2. No need to plow snow from your driveway . . . ever

And the Number One reason for having mechanical lockers in your Jeep:

1. Opens up a whole new and exciting hobby: Making fun of ARBs!!!

to date (or marry) a chick with a Jeep (by Donna Gardner)

10. You won't have to share your Jeep with her
9. Weather permitting, she prefers driving topless
8. Since she is obviously not into creature comforts, she will be low maintenance
7. She can probably perform her own Jeep maintenance, so you won't have to
6. She won't bitch when you are out working on your Jeep
5. She probably has her own tools
4. She likes it rough and bumpy
3. She can take your Jeep in for warranty work, and they won't ask her a single question,
even with that 4-inch lift and those 33-inch Super Swampers
2. She will usually buy you Jeep parts for gifts, and expect the same in return

And the Number One reason to date (or marry) a chick with a Jeep:

1. Plenty of spare parts waiting to be stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking!

. . . to be continued

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